Newsday TV Book, April 30-May 6, 1972.

[April 2022 UPDATE! Continuing my current coo-coo obsession with adding "new" content to these old posts about vintage Long Island television listings (click here to start from the first 50-year-old issue), I've scanned a few more pages, plus enhanced what was already here.]

This week, 1972, "Mod Squad" hits the cover of the TV Book, including Long Island's own Peggy Lipton (from Lawrence).

(For my older readers--meaning anyone reading this--don't forget to click the pictures to enlarge them and make them legible. I SAID DON'T FORGET TO CLICK THE ah you'll figure it out.)

NEW! The cover story by Leo Seligsohn, with art by Sudduth (I think), and some interesting facts about the show that was almost called "The Young Detectives."

TV Line is where goggle-eyed LI tube watchers wrote in with their questions, usually redefining the meaning of "trivial." Here, Carol Burton alleviates sore puzzlers about such inane matters as "All in the Family" theme lyrics and whatever happened to Adam Cartwright. (Answer to that last one: he left the show eight years ago, you dolt.)

NEW! Here's the late Monday listings, mostly to show reviewer John Cashman's odd fondness for pointing out just how unpretty Vera Hruba Ralston was. Plus, P.C. Richard and Son (with a location in my hometown of Plainview, which pops up a lot this time out) was offering a portable TV that appears to be showing something with Edie Adams.

And now, here's just a little reminder that daytime TV always sucked. I do admit, however, that I have a real hankering to see a little of The Rosey Grier Show at the moment. As for the topic of that day's Galloping Gourmet (WPIX channel 11 at 1pm), I think someone at Newsday sneezed into the typesetter.


Here's a program inset for Tuesday's The Dark Side, just in case you were wondering "What was NBC's first use of videotape for an on-location dramatic shoot in New York City?" If you weren't wondering that, never mind. Just from this one photo, I'm wondering if Phil Leeds was Jerry Ohrbach's inspiration for Lenny Briscoe.

NEW! Here's all day Saturday for you, beginning with a Bob Newman illustration marking the 98th running of the Kentucky Derby.

The afternoon features some great movies, some great movie reviews, a briefcase-sized answering machine you can access from the golf course, and yes, "Skinny and Fatty" on CBS' Children's Film Festival.

"Public Juniper" is a fantastic band name.

I read somewhere that one of the MST3K guys actually kinda liked The Killer Shrews, saying it had a intensely sweaty, feverish quality (or something like that). John Cashman evidently disagrees.
Hey, look! The Twist-Wrist AM radios at Car-Set Stereo Centers come in "crazy colors"! How fun! "Wacky White," please!

The late night schedule, with its variety of flicks, presents a nice assortment of Cashman takes: informative, or dismissive, or enthusiastic, or phoned-in-with-palpable-disgust.

Here now, some ads and other stuff, starting off with this NEW! one for Kentucky Fried Chicken, with cool Colonel logo, and a mention of their tiny (if I recall correctly) Plainview location to boot.
I ate this product just the other night, a fact of which I am not proud. I am thus able to attest that a three-piece meal with two miniature sides, a toothsome biscuit, and 12 ounces of antifreeze-colored, carbonated syrup water is now just under ten bucks. Add to the total cost either a double-slug of Pepto or one night of sleep lost to gree-zee indigestion.

Suburban Dream: Champagne wedding with 4-hour smorgasbord!

"No, Not My Child," insisted delusional Nassau County parents regarding teen drug use, even when faced with the incontrovertible evidence of their bell-bottomed kid slouching inside a giant syringe. 

Obscure Long Island Advertising Character: The Macrose Beaver!

Holiday Spa serves up the cheesecake! And in Plainview, too!

Suburban Dream: Beautiful-lawn-in-a-bag! (Although when it comes to your landscaping, I would think "friendly" and "frost" don't exactly go together...)

Why did booze always look so good and enticing in these old ads?
(Oh, right... it's booze.)
Plainview!

Since the back cover ad is one I've already shown, I'll leave you with the crossword puzzle. Print it out and ask strangers on the bus for help with it. Good luck with the first clue--even I don't know that guy.

This is the first TV Book to display something like a masthead, buried under the "Next Sunday" feature near the end. I forgot to scan it, so I'll just tell you that it reads:

NEWSDAY'S TV GUIDE STAFF
Editor Tony Gentile
Assistant Editors Carol Burton, Terri Poole
Art Director Cliff Gardiner

Interesting, in that they didn't call it the TV Book, and no mention of John Cashman yet.
(So interesting that I am literally talking to myself here.)
See ya next time!