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Sunday, December 18, 2005

New York Telephone, which first had Dial-a-Santa, here evens things out by introducing Dial Hanukkah. Of course, nowadays Hanukkah has become so commercial, everyone forgets about Judah the Maccabee...

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  1. Judah: So, what do you want?
    Kid: I want a Coney Island Action Arcade.
    Judah: Forget it, they're junk. You should read a book. To yourself. In silence. Already I have a headache...

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  2. I don't know what a Matunah is. I tried looking in a Yiddish dictionary, but no luck...maybe it's just fake Yiddish for a tune?

    "I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas." - Kyle (on South Park)

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