Monday, January 22, 2018

Bite Me, Jolly Roger!

As you may know, I curate a YouTube channel of vintage video. (That sounds way more impressive than "I upload dopey old commercials for no meaningful reason.") Of course, certain videos are more popular than others, but I haven't given much thought to the negative feedback. This evinces itself in the occasional pissy comment (which I often just delete, unless it's amusing in some way, intentionally or not), but more commonly it's in the form of someone clicking the thumb-down symbol. When you hover your cursor over the thumb, the notation "I dislike this" pops up. I think I'd enjoy using this in real life. For instance, when your Olive Garden server asks you how everything is, say "Go like this," and make simultaneous thumbs up and down with your hands. When he or she mirrors this, press their down-thumb with one finger and say, "Click." (I'm just kidding--don't ever go to Olive Garden.)

Out of curiosity, this morning I reviewed the poo-poos my clips have received over the years. The only reason this occurred to me was that two videos I just uploaded this weekend have already been nixed. I can't say I was surprised, unfortunately: one watcher disapproved of a TV station sign-off which included a sermonette preaching tolerance regarding an issue that's still very relevant, the children of undocumented immigrants; the other dissenter had a problem with a brief Public Service Announcement for the United Jewish Appeal Federation featuring Stiller and Meara. Oy. Still with the Jew-hating, really?

There are quite a few news briefs and promos that got the finger, which I attribute to a distaste for either the newscaster or the story being reported. I found that some celebrities aren't beloved, with Matt Lauer (in a PM Magazine promo) and Danny Masterson (just a li'l fella in a Tang ad) being the least surprising among them, given their scandals. On the other hand, while I understand that everyone has preferences about the supermarkets they choose to patronize or avoid, I find the decision to disdain commercials for A&P, Key Food and ShopRite less explainable.

Anyway, here's a completely non-comprehensive look at other videos that inspired someone out there to put on a frowny face and unhappily share their displeasure with the world.

--Jason Alexander's Good n' Plenty ad got three suck-thumbs, and Vikki LaMotta got two. In fact, her "Vikkiflex" workout equipment commercial had so many degrading comments that her son contacted me and asked that I disable commenting on the video because he wanted to show it to his kids but couldn't!
--Other celebs getting poor notices: Andy Warhol's "Do you know where your kids are?" bit for WNEW (this one has 11,000 views, btw), Kitty Carlisle Hart doing that same brief "It's 10pm" bit, promos for Joe Franklin and Don Lane, an outtake of Joe Garagiola pretending to be angry, Cheryl Ladd, Mark Russell (or maybe the Western New York tourism he's promoting), Leah Remini (I guess that's not overly shocking), Bryan Cranston dressed like a skunk (what's not to like?), William Shatner dressed as T.J. Hooker talking about Tourette's, and Jayne Modean for C&C Cola (which is especially galling to me, as I enjoyed both her and the soda).
--Random TV station stuff catching shade include other sign-offs, a promo for a Honeymooners special, the old syndicated open to The Little Rascals, a "please stand by" card, a contest promotion tied in with the Ed Grimley cartoon, and a blooper of WABC news anchor Kaity Tong with her tongue out.
--Other ads drawing ire are ones for Cabbage Patch Kids diapers, information about Yankees tickets, auditions for Dream Girl USA, Action Park in autumn, the Car Cash alien, and Foxes, a cheesy-looking nightspot in Jersey (probably from someone who caught the clap there).

--Most puzzling to me are the pans for my family's home movies: Idlewild Airport in 1962, Syosset's Lollipop Farm in 1959, and SIX spurnings of Nunley's Happyland Amusement Park (perhaps better known as Jolly Roger)! I noticed these detestations usually come from overseas viewers. I'm not sure what it is about kids riding the Mite Mouse roller coaster in the early 60's that sparks such protest in the Third World, but they'll just have to deal with it--that video's got over 45,000 views!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back on Youtube to piss on people's baby videos. Pfft, you call that a spit bubble? DISLIKE!


Blogger The O'Shaughnessys said...

Boo! to 'Please Standy By' cards!

Mon Jan 22, 12:12:00 PM 2018  

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